Happy Fun List of Big Scary Monsters

Players, ready your dice! Roll a d20, and see which Big Scary Monster you’ll be playing tonight!

  1. Ancient Black Dragon – A big evil dragon with acid breath, who can both fly and swim
  2. Ancient Blue Dragon – A big evil dragon with lightning breath, who can both fly and burrow
  3. Ancient Bronze Dragon – A big good dragon with lightning breath, who can both fly and swim
  4. Ancient Gold Dragon – A big good dragon with fire breath, who can shape-change, and can both fly and swim
  5. Ancient Green Dragon – A big evil dragon with poison breath, who can both fly and swim
  6. Ancient Red Dragon – A big evil dragon with fire breath, who can fly and climb sheer cliffs
  7. Ancient Silver Dragon – A big good dragon with icy breath, who can shape-change, and fly
  8. Ancient White Dragon – A big evil dragon with icy breath, who can fly, burrow and swim
  9. Baphomet – Giant demon evolution of your garden-variety minotaur, plus a glaive and spellcasting
  10. Elder Brain Dragon – A big gross dragon infected by a giant brain, who has infectious “tadpole brine breath” (and is ew-gross)
  11. Elder Tempest – A giant air elemental who is the embodiment of a storm, and can shoot lightning and thunder
  12. Empyrean – Cross an angel and a titan, give them a big fuck-off hammer, oh, and they can shoot magic from their hands
  13. Kraken – Released! Tentacled horror of the deep, but goes on land too (eek!)
  14. Lich – Undead necromancer wizard who’s kinda wee, but ever so powerful as a spell-caster
  15. Moloch – Big ol’ devil with, I kid you not, “Breath of Despair” and a scary magical cat o’ nine tails
  16. Nightwalker – Take the boogey man, make him 20′ tall, and give him the ability to drain your life with a touch
  17. Pit Fiend – The classic Big Bad Devil: bat wings and all
  18. Solar – A literal beautiful Battle Angel with a sword that fights on its own, channeling the power of the gods
  19. Trobriand – Big ol’ golem with lots of magic
  20. Zaratan – Earth elemental in the form of a hill-sized turtle, who can cause earthquakes